The Alley People Often Get Shanked In

The Alley People Often Get Shanked In, also known by the name of Alec, is a sentient alley that lives in the town of Plotsburg. Due to a decimal error in the town's budget several years ago, Plotsburg is unable to afford an official town guard, and rely on Alec as well as Emily, a Yuan-ti Anathema, to defend the town from threats. Although he is able to switch locations with any alley in the vicinity, Alec prefers to be the alley on the western side of Kyle's Church of Jesus Two chapter. Alec is married to Angela, a human, who is pregnant with his child.